coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: fxckyork)

  • mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.